Funny Poetry as Funny Teacher Appreciation Gifts
Thursday, November 24th, 2011Teacher’s Day is one of the most-awaited days that teachers are really looking forward to. They may not be that obvious with their excitement, but they are once that day approaches. And to celebrate this momentous event, usually, the school celebrates it in a serious manner. Perhaps there are some things that would make the celebration more different; do you agree?
Funny moments would actually make the celebration more enthusiastic. Yes, there may be teary-eyed moments where people might be too sentimental during this event, but appreciation would be more appreciated it if we add funny things in the event. If you want samples, here are funny poems as examples for teacher appreciation gifts.

Here are some that would make you feel tickled.
English Lecture Coma
- James Grengs
I think I know
What it feels like to slip into a coma.
I am sitting,
My teacher is rambling,
And my senses are going.
Slowly,
I slip
Into
Darkness…
Bored To Death
- Leila Light
I am in class taking anatomy & physiology lecture
Oh! I am so tired I can not even stare at the teacher
He is so talkative & talks too much, as he has a PHD in literature
I can not even take a note, I do not care
I can not wait to see him walk out through the door.
Monday is always boring
But, not as boring as that old slim teacher, who moves like a string
I can’t take it anymore shall ask permission
Where do all the teachers go?
- Peter Dixon
Where do all the teachers go
When its four o’clock?
Do they live in houses
And do they wash their socks?
Do they wear pajamas?
And do they watch TV?
And do they pick their noses
The same as you and me?
Do they live with other people
Have they mums and dads?
And were they ever children
And were they ever bad?
Did they ever, never spell right
Did they ever make mistakes?
Were they punished in the corner
If they pinched the chocolate flakes?
Did they ever lose their hymn books
Did they ever leave their greens?
Did they ever scribble on the desktop
Did they wear old dirty jeans?
I’ll follow one back home today
I’ll find out what they do
Then I’ll put it in a poem
That they can read to you.















